“Obama To Make Reassuring Eye Contact With Every Last American” What else can the poor President do? Surely not follow all those “bipartisan” impulses (read “dirty fucking hippies!”) we’ve heard about so much the last few years. Aw heck, looks like Obama and the Dems have no choice but bellyflop their way into 2012 as well. Just consider this with this. Do you remember the part when Jaws started chasing the boat! “He’s chasing us, I don’t believe it,” a befuddled Richard Dreyfuss muttered. With swing-states Wisconsin, Ohio, and Pennsylvania looking bad for Obama in the mid-terms, and without an about face from the Dems, the Republicans are just licking their chops anticipating 2012.